Exhibit 976 why Mr. Crafter is the best husband ever

I know I’ve been talking a lot about how awesome Mr. Crafter is these days, and I would totally tone it down if he would quit doing awesome things but he has done something so incredible that I just knew you would want to know about it.

Some of you long time readers may remember a post I made about a year and a half ago about seeing the best vintage lamp ever in a shop in Chicago that was not for sale.  It broke my heart, and you can see why:

Yes, friends, that is a 1950s squirrel lamp with fiberglass shade.  It is the mothership of vintage lamps.  The pinnacle of lighting greatness.  The holy grail of 1950s functional art.  I have never stopped talking about it, and bless his precious soul, Mr. Crafter has been listening.  Ever since then every time Mr. Crafter has gone to Chicago, he’s made a visit to the shop and tried to talk the owner into selling it to him.  She loves the lamp as much as I do and could not be persuaded.  Believe me, Mr. Crafter has exceptional acquiring and persuading skills.  His whole career revolves around getting impossible things to happen.  This lady was not budging.  So the other day I squealed like a 14 year old girl when I got this picture texted to me:

I love this man.  Seriously, this is probably the sweetest thing he’s ever done for me.  I am giddy with love for my new lamp and my thoughtful husband!

Doesn’t it look like it’s always been in my house?  I feel that it’s finally come home where it belongs.  I made sure to put it right by our couch and TV so that I can maximize my time gazing at it adoringly.

Is it not the most perfect lamp in all the land?  Have you ever seen anything so beautiful in vintage home decor?  And most importantly, how in the heck is Mr. Crafter ever going to top this one?

A little bit of vintage Kitschmas goodness…

You know I can never resist vintage Christmas doo dads.  I love me some vintage Christmas, whatever time of year it is.  And this week I ran into a few gems I just had to show you.

I’ve been on the lookout for one of these little Christmas trees for a long time.  But they always seem to be about $100!  Re-donk-ulous.  So when I found this little beauty for $22 I knew my search was over.

I’m also just mad for the framed ice skater painting.  I love it SO much.  Not exactly Kitschmas, but it’s going to go perfect in Little Betty’s room with all her framed vintage silhouettes and ballerina pictures.

How great is this elf?  I just love her.  Not sure how exactly she’s going to fit into my Kitschmas display but never you fear she will be prominent.

And how about this pine cone elf, santa, and snowman?  Aren’t they just the sweetest?  And I’m proud to say they were only $4-$6 each!  Unheard of, as many of you probably know.

I’m getting so excited for Christmas already!

My holy grail of bakelite

It finally happened.  After about 2 years of faithfully searching the internet, antique shows, high end antique stores, and putting the word out to my favorite bakelite dealers, I have found it.  My bakelite holy grail.  Feast your eyes, friends:

Isn’t it glorious?  Doesn’t its perfection hurt your eyes?  I am beyond thrilled!  Ever since I became aware of the existence of this piece by stumbling across a picture on our old pal, the internet, I have been determined to score one for my very own.  It wasn’t easy!  It took a lot of persistence, but don’t you know, recently this beauty popped up on ebay!  I was prepared to blow our 401k on it if need be, but luckily it did not come to that.  Apparently I am the only one in a frenzied panic over procuring a wood and green bakelite acorn clamper bracelet.  I won it for a very fair price – it was meant to be!

I love love LOVE how it’s half wood and half bakelite.  And the bakelite parts are a gorgeous marbled green.  The wood acorn has a few nicks in it, but hey!  This thing is probably 70 years old.

But the best part is that with this acquisition I have completed my ideal bakelite trifecta:

Oh yeah.  Acorn earrings, squirrel pin, and acorn bracelet.  My woodland bakelite fantasies are complete.

 

 

The Whimsical World of Mr. Crafter

I recently mentioned the creative, inventive spaces my incredible husband has created in our homes over the years and you asked to see pictures.  I finally dug some up (with help from friends – thanks Lisa!) and am excited to show you his biggest projects!

I guess I’ll do this chronologically.  About a year before we got married we bought a cute little 1960 starter home.  We were attracted to the fact that it was clean, cheap, and in original condition.  We did a lot to this house and it was totally adorable by the time we left.  It was even on HGTV!  But the real gem of this house was the backyard.  It had been neglected over the years, but the large lot was a patchwork of flowerbeds and paths with no lawn whatsoever.  We couldn’t wait to get back there and start bringing it back to life!  Mr. Crafter’s very first brainstorm came when we tore the clothesline out.  It was in a narrow space created by the garden shed, the privacy fence, and a boxwood.  He decided it was a perfect space for an astroturf outdoor bowling alley, which it definitely turned out to be!

He scored that old high school gymnasium scoreboard while scouting props for a production company he was working for at the time.  The best part was the loud buzzer.  Luckily our neighbor had as crazy a backyard as we did and loved it!  This picture was taken right after we got married 7 years ago – our arrow sign is congratulating us.

The bowling alley ended up in a book called ManSpace (amazon link here) and is a great gift idea for anyone who wants to encourage or inspire their men to follow their design ideas.

After the bowling alley, I fully embraced Mr. Crafter’s wild ideas.  For example, soon after that we bought a 1960s Shasta Airflyte and decided to rip out the large raised beds on the opposite side of the yard to create a sweet little yard for our trailer.

What we didn’t expect was that ripping out the raised beds would create LOTS of excess soil.  No problem!  Mr. Crafter had the brilliant idea of using that soil to sculpt an octopus rising out of the lawn that we would plant sod on.  You can’t see it in this picture because it’s behind the lilies.  This is the only existing picture of Dr. Octopus, sadly:

Thanks Lisa for finding it and thanks Alex for modeling it!  You can’t see his long winding tentacles here unfortunately.  There were more than a few parties that wound down with a handful of people passed out relaxing in his grassy embrace.  His bowling ball eyes, however, were the best part, I think.  They matched the bowling ball finials on the fence, another Mr. Crafter contribution to our yard design.

It was sad to leave this house, and the yard especially, but we did.  The next house was during the time I was pregnant and Little Betty was an infant, so not much got done to that house.  But of course Mr. Crafter had to leave his mark in some way!  Now, you should know that Mr. Crafter is, no joke, one of the top 3 James Dean nerds in existence.  Little Betty’s middle name is even Rebel (and no, her real first name is not Betty.)  In this house Mr. Crafter created a to-scale replica of James Dean’s 1955 New York City apartment in our guest room.  For years he had been pouring over photos of it with a magnifying glass, trying to identify every book and knick-knack on the shelves and buying what he could identify on ebay.  And finally he had enough to build it.  Here is the real room:

And here is Mr. Crafter’s room:

Mr. Crafter was so meticulous he even made sure the knots in the pine were in the same places as the real room.  He has plans to re-create this project in the upstairs of the barn.

And now, here we are in our dream house and even though he’s been busier with work than he ever has been in his entire life, he has made time to leave his mark on our new home with his project of turning our barn/his office into a 1955 Mobil gas station.  It’s really coming together, but just you wait!  A year from now I’m sure it will be even more insane.  We have plans to turn this into a proper guesthouse with the James Dean room upstairs and an outdoor bathroom off the back.

I am a lucky, lucky girl to be married to such an amazing man!

 

 

Warrenton – the finds!

So, as I said, Warrenton wasn’t the free-for-all of awesomeness that it usually is, but never fear – we did come away with some goodies! Wanna see?

You already saw the great Dr. Pepper soda machine and reach in cooler that are now gracing our deck.  Well what do you think was one of the first things I saw on day 2?

And it was cheap!  But I wasn’t sure Mr. Crafter would be down with another one so soon after the Dr. Pepper scores.  So I texted him a picture and went on about my day.  His response a few hours later?  ”Please tell me you got that!”  So I went back and loaded this little lady into the van.

The barn/gas station project was a major focus of this round of Warrenton.  The mister was focused on scoring some signage and he did not leave disappointed!

These have since been hung on the barn and look great.  I’ll show you soon.

You know we had to get blow molds, right?  Well this one cost a pretty penny but I absolutely could not say no to Bella Lugosi’s Dracula:

I also couldn’t say no to this cute/creepy lollipop jar.  Little Betty sure does love her lollipops!  The surrounding deer are Warrenton finds too.

And you remember the miles of pine cone elves I showed you in my last post?  Well of course one of them came home with me:

And remember the shelves full of dead stock Acme children’s boots?  Did you ever doubt that Little Betty now owns one of those pairs?

I usually don’t show you too much of what I buy for the store, but I did want to show you a couple things from this trip that were for the store.

First, I am fully in love with this spooky painting of owls.  It’s huge, the colors are great, and it’s perfect for Halloween!

And last is this uh-may-zing pair of 1930s art deco style lamps.  They have metal shades and are all original.  They look gorgeous lit up.

And that’s it for Warrenton fall 2012!  Can’t wait for spring already…

Warrenton – the sights!

Oh Warrenton, how I love you!  (Even though you wear me down to raw nubs by about 2 pm!)  Day 2 was so full of eye candy I just had to share some with you before I get down to the things that came home with me.  Look at these Kitschmas pine cone elves!  Love!  This is one thing I love about Warrenton – anything you love, you can find it there in abundance. Like pine cone elves.

Or blow molds.

But there are also many many head-scratchers about. Like this poor Santa with smallpox, trapped in a house:

I just couldn’t bring myself to ask about the price even for comic value.  It was just too disturbing.

But back to the eye candy!  Like Gulf gas pumps?  Take your pick!

Been searching for hard to find vintage children’s cowboy boots?  Look at all these dead stock Acme inlay boots!!

Yum.

Speaking of yum, I think this was safely the most delicious thing I have ever eaten:

Yes, that says served over fritos.  It was insane.  I want to try to recreate this for Thanksgiving.  Watch out, family.

I’ll be back soon to share what made it home with us!

 

It’s that time of year again my lovelies…

The antique fair in Warrenton is here!!!  Oh how I anticipate the precious 2 weeks, twice a year, this festival comes along.  It is heaven to me.  Little Betty, Mr. Crafter, and I went yesterday even though it hasn’t officially started yet and people were just getting set up.  We still had a great day and got some amazing things which I will show you more of as the 2 weeks progress (cause you know mama ain’t just going once!)

But I did want to take a quick moment to show you our most exciting score:

Aren’t they amazing?  I can’t wait to have frosty cold beverages at my disposal right on the deck in that reach in counter cooler.  Yes, we do already have a functioning vintage Pepsi machine in the mister’s office stocked full of beer and glass bottle sodas, but this will be great for things like bottled water and iced teas and stuff.  The original plan was to resell the 1960s Dr. Pepper soda machine to recoup the cost of the cooler, but once we put it on the deck to take pictures for craigslist, it was immediately clear it wasn’t going anywhere!

In other house news, Mr. Crafter is making serious progress on his latest super creative home design idea.  A little backstory – my darling husband has added the most wonderful whimsical touches to every home we’ve lived in.  He has the best ideas and I’ve learned it’s best to embrace them because they always turn out great.  Some of his wild brainstorms in previous houses included a backyard astroturf bowling alley complete with gymnasium scoreboard, a grass octopus rising up out of our lawn with bowling ball eyes, and a complete, to-scale replica of James Dean’s 1954 New York City apartment in our guest room.  His current project is to turn the exterior of his office (our backyard barn) into a 1950s gas station.  It’s now been painted, a vintage Mobil gas pump acquired, and signs are being collected.

One of his friends commented that we live in a Tim Burton movie.  I find that a huge compliment.

Check back in the coming days for the Warrenton extravaganza to come!

Make a vintage-style Putz house Halloween style in Kids Craft 123!

Got kids?  Like to craft?  Then you MUST check out the brand spankin new magazine Kids Craft 123 sold exclusively at Wal Mart.  And your old pal Betty Crafter has her very own craft project featured!  In fact, I’ll be a regular contributor to this fab magazine.  Yay!

In this issue I share how to make a spooky Hallwoeen Putz-style house.  You know you need one for your Halloween decor, even if you don’t have kids, right?

Super fun and easy to make, and the best part is you can get as creative as you like decorating it!

The premiere issue featuring this project will be on news stands at Wal Mart Sept. 18.

A fun and satisfying DIY reupholstery project

This chair is the oldest thing in my house, by far.  It is at least 200 years old I believe.  My mom got it from my great grandfather, who had a barn full of old furniture.  (Oh what I would give to be able to pick through that barn now!)  She reupholstered it a few times, most memorably in a cow print, and since she has given it to me we have reupholstered it another couple of times.  Well since moving to our new house this chair has stuck out like a sore thumb.  Last year I bought some gorgeous barkcloth that I’ve had earmarked for this chair and today was finally the day to see that dream through!

Job one was to pry out all the upholstery tacks we used last time with a screwdriver and a pair of pliers.  We had 3 generations contribute to this step!

Once that was done we could take off the unwanted upholstery.  The cool thing about this chair is that underneath there is still some really old feedsack or ticking fabric, which is covering the original brocade:

The next step was to cut around the discarded fabric pieces on my barkcloth as a pattern.

Then we laid the pieces where they went, for example, a square piece on the back, and folded the edges under so it fit perfectly.  We stapled one side down, then stretched it taut across and stapled the other side, starting in the center and working our way out to the sides.  Then we stapled the top and bottom.

On the seat, we just folded and pleated the corners until they looked right.  It’s not an exact science, but no one will ever know the difference.  Unless they are a professional reupholsterer.

After my whole chair was newly reupholstered, we covered the staples with braid, hot glued down over the staples.

The corners we “mitered” with a dab of hot glue on the top of the braid at the corner and then folded braid over so it looked like this:

After covering all the staples with glue it’s done!  Except for oiling up all the scratches made by the screwdriver, but never mind that for now!

And ta-da!

I’m totally loving this most recent incarnation of this well loved chair.  Not only is the pine cone / autumn leaf barkcloth my most favorite barkcloth ever, but I really love the juxtaposition of it on this super old, ornate mahogany chair.  Thanks to my mom for once again ripping this chair apart with me!

Easy peasy!  Now go give your out-of-place furniture some love!

Here a lamp, there a lamp, everywhere a lamp!

The recent mother-load of amazing lamps has made me a little daft for lamps.  I have scrutinized every area of my home looking for areas that could use a lamp, hoping to hold on to more of Mr. Crafter’s amazing finds.  For example, I really did like the lamp that used to be in our bedroom that got usurped by the green beauty he brought back.  And after my analysis of lamp-light areas, I find that it always wanted to be in our dining area:

(Don’t mind the cord – it’s driving us crazy but we haven’t had a chance to attempt to move the buffet yet to get to the outlet back there!)

Anyhoo – that only encouraged me that there were certainly other areas that were under-lamped in Casa Crafter.  And that sweet tulip lamp that I had already put in the store was stuck in my mind like a bad TV jingle.  I had a flash of brilliance, called the shop hoping against hope it hadn’t sold yet, and brought it home to create this!

My sewing room/guest room has never looked cozier.  The table is also a recent find – an adorable industrial typewriter table that just needed some love with some danish oil and steel wool to look like a million bucks.

Also a recent acquisition that I’m head over heels for that looks perfect with my Indian Chief needlework?

How sweet is that?  It was in a friend’s booth and I can’t believe I debated it for a couple weeks before deciding I’d hate myself forever if I didn’t spring for it.  I think it’s my new favorite, maybe even more than the Indian Chief!

In other new developments at Casa Crafter, I found this little sweetie running in the street and couldn’t help but bring her home:

I’m trying to find her family but no luck so far.  Mr. Crafter and Little Betty REALLY want to keep her but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to be a 2 dog household.  And big ole Karl back there is plenty enough for us already.  But Little Betty has already named this little lady Lunchbox and she seems to fit right in.  Oh no.  I’m in for a battle here…